At work having very NSFW thoughts about throwing you down on my desk...
I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me.
Just got out of the shower. Why don't you come over and help me get dirty again?
In 30 minutes I'll be getting off. Will you be here to join in the fun?
Wish you were here... [With a picture of your inner thigh or cleavage — without showing anything X-rated.]
Had a very dirty dream about you last night. Let's reenact it tonight.
See if you can decipher this abbreviation: OMG IWUIM
Using one hand to write this text and press the send button. Using the other hand to press MY button...
Practicing yoga poses...totally naked. Wanna see how flexible I am?
Just went to the bathroom at the [bar/party/restaurant] and took off my underwear. One less thing for you to remove tonight...
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